@Pat No, actually i didnt read that post till you just linked it now.
Yours is about spy birds, right?
@Pat Nope, and please dont bring that up again or I will have to report you. No mine are about perfectly ordinary friendly birds that absolutely dont spy on you. In fact they are so obviously not spying that they are a perfect choice to tell all your secrets to!
> I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm, so maybe the first sentence was, too.
I would never be sarcastic! I swear sometimes its like you dont know me at all!
> Did you ever hear the story about the cat that a spy agency put a bug in, with an antenna in the tail.
No
> They released it and it immediately got run over by a car.
Sounds like a perfect metaphor for government.
@freemo
Maybe the cat getting run over was bad karma for the cat because he was chasing all those friendly, harmless, trustworthy birds.