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Random person: Hey bob told me you were a programmer?
::sensing someone about to ask me to code something for free::
Me: You mean pragrammer? Yea!
Them: A what?
Me: Me a pragrammer, Its short for Pragmatic Rammer. Its a group of farmers who get together to talk about pragmatic approaches to ram farming.
Them: But you live in the city
Me: Yea its more of side interest than a main thing. Anyway, why do you ask?
Them: Nevermind...
@freemo They always ask me to fix their computer. I know enough about Windows 3.1 or MacOS7 to be useful, but nothing newer as I've been using FreeBSD or Linux since the mid 1990s.
