Interesting fact of the day: an opossum is thr only animal with an odd number of nipples. Well, other than my ex girlfriend crystal.

Β· Β· 2 Β· 1 Β· 3 That begs the question: Has she one or three nipples? (or more?!)

@freemo @trinsec she was an eldritch monstrosity escaping human understanding, with x = x + 1 number of breasts? I'm going to assume that her odd number of nipples and her becoming your ex are a cause and effect situation

@tyil, I'll like to think the other way around, i.e. @freemo's ex used to have an even number of nipples. That's what I'm implying too, up to the point she decided to become the ex.

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