They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

I just came across 4 image posts in a row with no alt text. This might be a good time to remind people to please remember the visually impaired among us, and kindly take a moment to fill in that box. Thank you! Please boost.

The best part of a Dolly Parton presidency would be the Dolly Pardons.

In Canada we get free Botox so people won’t realize how angry we really are.

An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor but not right away.

Not persuaded, akshully.

STOP USING “REFUTES” AS A SYNONYM FOR “DENIES.” I just saw a headline claiming George Santos “refutes” new allegations against him. Needless to say, he hasn’t refuted anything. He’s denied allegations, and is almost certainly lying. Sloppy usage misleads readers.

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

LinkedIn: You’re getting noticed

Me: Oh no

I never know what to do with my penis in photos

You're so Venn, I'm sure you think this diagram is about you

Hogwarts sounds like an STD.

The moon before sunrise this morning above Glastonbury Tor. After this came the most stunning orange sky (more to post later). Now it is actually snowing so I might have to pop out again.
#glastonbury #glastonburytor #somerset #landscapephotography #sunrise #sunrisephotography #moon

An informative how to guide for aspiring gastronomers.

#meme #food #gastronomy #liverAndOnions #funny #notfunny

me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster

tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster

Haha

My 5 year plan is a long-term mental health facility with a pool and spa

No, ma'am, I haven't seen your little dog
[tail pokes out of my mouth and I suck it back in like spaghetti]
What

Today in the #GQP - #QAnonBarbie #Greene who once said that if she had been in charge of Jan 6th "we would have won" has been appointed to House Homeland Security committee.

You can't make this stuff up.

This is a dumb bit but it was worth the effort.

Dude my cats are full of shit. I KEPT TRACK today of when I fed them.