Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
Watching FIFA Uncovered on Netflix and now wondering if anyone is making a Eurovison Song Contest equivalent... I would watch the shit out of that.
#FIFAUncovered #Netflix #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest
Anna
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That news link has now expired. Here is the story from an alternative source: https://metro.co.uk/2013/02/15/drunk-man-set-fire-to-peanuts-and-tried-to-have-sex-with-ambulance-3480219/amp/
Anna
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Dear Jim,
This happened recently in a little town called Barnstaple, Devon:
http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/Man-tried-making-love-ambulance-Barnstaple-bus/story-18137026-detail/story.html#axzz2Ku10WhjP
Please paint me what happened in this story.
It would make my life,
Claudia Capocci
Anna
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Dear Jim,
Please paint me Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer that resembles Captain Jack Sparrow. There are empty Dr. Pepper cans everywhere.
Many thanks,
Chris
@simon@social.sim.onl Finally I can unmute the hashtag #ItsComingHome
I really enjoy using #AltText on pictures. Not only does it help those people who need it (something I never considered before using Mastodon, sadly) but it adds extra context to my posts. Fun all round.
@TouchOfAlchemy Doesn't hurt though, thankfully
@TouchOfAlchemy My ankle sounds like snapping fettuccine when I roll it around...
Anna
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@thor Doesn't say anything about electricity and an iPod... I'm golden.
@TouchOfAlchemy I feel seen.
Anna
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Went for a run this morning and now my knees sound like extra crunchy tin cans being eaten by goats
@Meat_Mom At least they showed up to work..
@kellystanford@mastodon.social Squeee! Herpetologist Pusheen is the freaking best.
My adventures with fountain pens continue. I changed the ink in my Preppy pens today. Rinsed out the ink cartridges, maybe I can refill them. The black is not "black black" so slightly disappointed. They seem to flow better than the original ink (?) or is that me?
#FountainPens #DiamineInk #FirstRefill #PlatinumPreppy #Converter
Anna
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Dear Jim,
Please could you paint me Jarvis Cocker sideways on a London tube in a fireman's outfit playing the harpsichord.
Kind regards,
Frank
Anna
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I may have made myself a new handbag.
With beetle lining.
I'm proud of and in love with it in equal measure.
#sewing #handmade #beetle #coleoptera #entomology
@DrRacheal I remember!
@DrRacheal So.. Where can I find a black snood? Wednesday's is perfect! Haha.
Anna
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Dear Jim,
Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.
That would be magic.
Nick Connors (age 36)
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
