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@Nathan @residuum Seconded. Love this from DDG. Just a bummer that I can't VPN to another country for content while the tracker blocker is on.

Oh my goodness... John Rhys-Davies' Wikipedia page led me to the acapella powermetal band Van Canto. I am now obsessed!

@KiwiEV OMG. Yes! But in a fitted dress with a swing skirt.

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I've found the perfect shirt.
Ladies, please form an orderly queue. 😁

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All my mates know the harrowing story of how I nearly drowned as a kid and had to be rescued by helicopter. The story came up at a birthday meal and my mum said that never happened. After a lot of arguing and Googling we've figured out I fell asleep watching a 999 TV reenactment

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*** Online shopping in 2010 ***

Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

Underpants Emporium: Certainly, sir. Your underpants will arrive on Monday.

Me: Thanks.

*** Online shopping in 2025 ***

Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

*ding* ShipPirate.biz: Your package is getting shipped!

Me: Wait, who are yo…

*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is on the move.

*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is on the way.

*ding* Underpants Emporium: Your pants-ckage is en route from us to you.

Me: dudes…

*ding* Underpants Emporium: Be sure to review your underpants!

*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is out for delivery. Follow it on a live map.

*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is out for delivery.

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*ding* Underpants Emporium: how’s that review coming along?

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*ding* Underpants Emporium: customers who bought underpants also bought

@jezlyn The rules are if it comes into your timeline, you have to repost.

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Blessing your timeline (because I just rewatched it) 😀 (Lip Sync Battle between Zendaya and Tom Holland)

youtu.be/1i5DEipIWh4?si=KHwgVi

#wholesome #fun #yay

Played a cool boardgame called We Forlorn Few by the Aussie company Knife Edge Games. We got stuck on a rule and a mate went to the net for the answer. I went to the rule book, found the FB link and within 5 mins the maker responded to my message! Such customer service 💚 "Betray your friends, sacrifice your companions, or turn ravenous to become the new threat." knifedgegames.com/products/we-

@fesshole Anyone done the side by side? Does it even taste different?

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@dangoodin To remove the Gemini app, even on devices that do not allow you to disable it in the Apps menu:

𝗦𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗽 𝗔𝗗𝗕

1⁠. Enable Developer options
- Launch ⚙️⁠Settings
- Go to About phone then Software information
- Tap Build number seven times
2⁠. Enable USB debugging
- Go to Developer options (in ⚙️⁠Settings)
- Enable USB debugging
3⁠. Install Android Debug Bridge (adb) on your computer
4⁠. Connect to phone via adb
- Connect with a good USB cable
- Run adb devices
- Click OK on Allow USB debugging?
5⁠. Disable Gemini app (left
- adb shell pm uninstall com.google.android.apps.bard
6⁠. Disable Developer options (recommended)
- Go to Developer options (in ⚙️⁠Settings)
- Disable by toggling On to Off

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