Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
@MrBerard What don't you like about the NotebookLM ones? I have used some for my bilingual students and they are OK.
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When I see people who aren't concerned about their data and #privacy in general, I get angry. Specially when they say, “I don't have anything to hide”. It's like you have to have something to hide to care.
A regular website, these days, shares your data with 500+ other websites and data exchanges.
If your data weren't relevant to them, they wouldn't jump through hoops and try to find loopholes to steal your data.
Grow the fuck up and pull your head out of your ass before it's too late
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Oh my goodness... John Rhys-Davies' Wikipedia page led me to the acapella powermetal band Van Canto. I am now obsessed!
#powermetal #VanCanto #music #metal
@spacemagick @fesshole Australia, mate.
@stavvers https://wormhole.app/ is also good
@TheBreadmonkey Wait... These are legit?
@trif I will now...
@KiwiEV OMG. Yes! But in a fitted dress with a swing skirt.
Anna
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I've found the perfect shirt.
Ladies, please form an orderly queue. 😁
Anna
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All my mates know the harrowing story of how I nearly drowned as a kid and had to be rescued by helicopter. The story came up at a birthday meal and my mum said that never happened. After a lot of arguing and Googling we've figured out I fell asleep watching a 999 TV reenactment
@fesshole Mutton chops are the fucking best
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*ding* Underpants Emporium: how’s that review coming along?
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@jezlyn The rules are if it comes into your timeline, you have to repost.
Anna
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Blessing your timeline (because I just rewatched it) 😀 (Lip Sync Battle between Zendaya and Tom Holland)
Played a cool boardgame called We Forlorn Few by the Aussie company Knife Edge Games. We got stuck on a rule and a mate went to the net for the answer. I went to the rule book, found the FB link and within 5 mins the maker responded to my message! Such customer service 💚 "Betray your friends, sacrifice your companions, or turn ravenous to become the new threat." https://www.knifedgegames.com/products/we-forlorn-few #WeForlornFew #KnifeEdgeGames
@fesshole Anyone done the side by side? Does it even taste different?
@yourfutureex look at those little butt cheeks.
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
