Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
@fesshole@mastodon.social I make mistakes every lesson. None deliberate. Love when kids correct me.
@fesshole Oh yeah... no more sundried dog poo. Good observation.
@greenWhale @fesshole Girls peeing but standing up at a urinal. Key skill. I use the same technique for camping and festivals.
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I once stopped my car and let an old man cross the road. The only reason I did was because he had the best moustache I'd ever seen in my life and I wanted to get it on my dash cam!
@Tutanota 2010... wish I had never joined MySpace or Facebook.
@RosyMaths Pretty sure you can be an examiner and not a teacher
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When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.
When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.
When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.
When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.
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I've decided I want to be buried with my HP 12C financial calculator. I've had it since 1982, which is longer than I've had my family. It has never failed me, annoyed me, or put demands on me. It is my friend, and I don't want it going to the trash once I'm gone.
@RosyMaths Are you an examiner? Been trying for chemistry for aaaages. I have not taught MYP though.
@Tutanota Because why should companies make money from my data? My digital identity should be MY identity. Not anyone elses.
Went to an emo gig. They played Linkin and Limp and Korn along with MCR, Panic and Avril. So confused..
@yourfutureex Seen many iterations of this meme but I can't find the original "story". I want this to be a real quote, but got to find my sources!
@MFDOOMALLCAPS Saw this at the cinema. Still don't know wtf I watched.
@fesshole Just said I was off to Operation: Waterfall. Love this idea and am adopting it
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Today is #NationalPuppyDay 🐶 If you’ve ever wondered why wet dogs smell so funky, learn about the biochemistry behind it in this graphic! https://www.compoundchem.com/2015/07/28/wet-dog/
@MFDOOMALLCAPS Chuck Norris is, Chuck Norris
@MFDOOMALLCAPS Honestly... probably my fave in the whole series.
@skeletor This was a quote in Project Hail Mary!
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
