Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
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#3246 Speedrun
Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.
https://xkcd.com/3246/
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Scientists have crossed the DNA of a crab with a cheetah.
They had to cancel the project because things went sideways *real* fast.
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Taught my nephew about rickrolling. He loves it and takes every opportunity to troll his parents, aunts and uncles, teachers, and friends' parents. My siblings and in-laws are unhappy but the meme is older than he is and it is now safe in the hands of the next generation.
@fesshole Quim International is the best name.
@jezlyn Ahhh! I still have not seen it! Hope it is good
Happy 100th birthday to my "TV Granddad", David Attenborough. Thank you for all the joy and curiosity. #DavidAttenborough100
@fesshole Not surprised. At least twice I month I make that mistake.
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#3242 Aperiodic Table
Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.
https://xkcd.com/3242/
@yourfutureex I am an academic integrity officer for my high school. I tend to use that one along with Turnitin, but a result from those alone cannot be used as proof*.
*Sometimes a kid leaves the emojis and 'I can help you with that' chat banter so that ends up as evidence instead.
@yourfutureex Indulge me, try https://www.zerogpt.com/ instead and see what it says...
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I love taking a Kindle to a club and reading in a corner. I'll never get more than 10 minutes into my book before one of the nicer and quieter lads asks if he can buy me a drink. We'll generally go somewhere quieter so we can discuss literature.
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@jezlyn Wanted one so bad. Had an OG back in 2012
@jezlyn It was a surprisingly good movie. The only thing I know about the 2nd one is that it looks like it is set immediately after the events of the first, like Halloween I and II
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FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS: 14 May 2026 - 53Two, Manchester; 18 Jun 2026 - New Adelphi Club, Hull; 20 Jun 2026 - Cambridge Junction https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS: 14 May 2026 - 53Two, Manchester; 18 Jun 2026 - New Adelphi Club, Hull; 20 Jun 2026 - Cambridge Junction https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
@fesshole My brain struggles to understand why you need a coal bunker, but I hve never lived anywhere colder than 10 degrees C, avg temps of 28 C...
@MFDOOMALLCAPS Why is my memory saying a name actor is in that one...?
@MFDOOMALLCAPS Yeah, saw that! Haha.
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
