josemanuel @josemanuel@qoto.org
I am, without a doubt, the most interesting person I know.
Joined Sep 2020
@anitaibanez@rebel.ar Pues yo mismo. ¿Qué necesitas?
@mangeurdenuage Ironically, they don't get along now.
@mangeurdenuage He has a point. We kicked Napoleon's ass with an army of peasants and the way he lost in Waterloo was kind of funny. So were ideas like the Maginot line.
@leyonhjelm Sure, now go bore someone else.
@CumskinFoidPuncher69420 I wasn't asking you, buddy. I'm not following you, and it's not likely that I ever will.
@NEETzsche Wow, I'm flattered that you decided to swim into my old posts. They're pretty good, if I may say so myself. Ironically the second of those was a defence of morons like you.
Listen, this has been real fun, but come back to me when you get some basic level of reading comprehension.
@NEETzsche Sure, buddy. Evidence that you're both dumb, because it's not CalArts and I'm not a feminist. Or a rapist, for that matter.
@CumskinFoidPuncher69420 @marine Anyway, do you really think I'm a rapist? Because I can unfollow you right now. No harm's done, except to these idiots' prides.
@NEETzsche Thank you.
@NEETzsche At least I don't go around stealing jokes from funny women.
@marine Yes, I think you're funny, but, seriously, that joke was low-hanging fruit.
@marine Sure it was. The motherfucker ruined it, even though it was nearly impossible to do so.
@nickmofo I once mailed a diploma to a friend (I made it myself to make up for the one he had lost. Long story). I wanted to mail it anonymously in order to make it a surprise, but also make sure that it got delivered by hand, so I went to the post office and paid extra to have it certified.
Sadly, it turns out certified mail can't be sent anonymously. I had to write my name and address on the envelope, but that was not all. I asked the postman: “Please don't bend it. It's a diploma.” What did he do? He picked up a pen and wrote on the envelope: “Do not bend. Contains diploma.”
@marine If it makes you feel better, it wasn't a very good joke. He obviously sucks at humour.
@SuperSnekFriend
1. Nagato Yuki (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu)
2. Miya-chan (Hidamari Sketch)
3. Kaguya-hime (Kaguya-hime no Monogatari)
4. Naganohara Mio (Nichijou)
5. Akashi-san (Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei)
6. Fuura Kafuka (Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei)
Runner-ups: Izumi Noa (Patlabor), Komori Kiri (SZS), Takagi-san (Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san) and Fujiwara Chika (Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai).
@martacobixeira Perdona, no te he oído bien. ¿Puedes generalizar un poco más?
josemanuel
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Thanksgiving, the american holiday where we celebrate indigenous people saving our asses by in no way doing anything to honor them and instead make it all about us... ahh good ol' america culture.
josemanuel
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Happy 36th anniversary of the Max Headroom Signal Hijacking, for those who celebrate.
@Miaourt I like types and I like pointers!
@0x1C3B00DA The post you were referring to didn't even mention the word Fediverse. I don't even remember seeing it in any part of the thread.
Most people talk about Mastodon, the Mastodon Network, etc. People who use Fediverse know what they're talking about and it's not Mastodon.
@0x1C3B00DA Nobody uses Fediverse as a synonym for Mastodon. It's literally the opposite.
I am, without a doubt, the most interesting person I know.
Joined Sep 2020
