josemanuel @josemanuel@qoto.org

I just ran a program twice for testing and both executions took exactly the same time to so many decimals that I don't even know how that minuscule division is called. $10^{-19}$ of a second, I think?

The third time took a little less, which left me even more amazed by what I had just witnessed.

Also, I'm happy because in all three tests the program was really fast.

Jeje. Parece que he puesto los hashtags en inglés al tuntún. (“Si en español es geometría, pues en inglés será geometry.”) Pero creo que están bien escritos. La única palabra que he tenido que buscar ha sido geodesy.

Por cierto, que si podéis ayudar a mi amigo, os lo agradecería. Yo es que tengo el problema de que soy un analfabeto funcional y no puedo.

Le dijiste eso y no volvió. ¿Por qué será?

Yesterday I learned how to sign commits with my gpg key and today it expired. That's me in a nutshell.

Yesterday I read about alexithymia and now I am examining everything I feel in order to make sure I have a name for it.

Do I ever mute people for no other reason than my envying them? Maybe.

I just noticed that I was unfollowed by someone who, at the very least and according to their bio, defended the right of people to practice paedophilia _and_ zoophilia. I don't know what I could possibly have said to offend such a person, but somehow I consider it a victory.

Hey, what do you know? Yesterday I was going to publish a post using Pascal's wager as an argument against climate change denial, and it seems I wasn't the OG on this idea:

https://wikiless.tiekoetter.com/wiki/Pascal's_wager?lang=en#Climate_change

If you don't like Billy Wilder's _Irma la Douce_, I hereby declare you my mortal enemy. Nah, just kidding. You're just an idiot with no taste in movies, but we can still be friends if you don't mind me always desregarding your opinion on everything.

If you think I post crap, you should see the stuff I delete before I hit the ‘TOOT!’ button.

I wonder whether people who boost/fav the above post do so because they find it funny or because they identify with it. Maybe both?

(The above post was based on _facts_, but some of them were changed for entertaining purposes. Those include me being always right and being asked anything at all by anybody, among others.)

People usually ask me: “Don't you ever get tired of being right all the time?” And the answer is: no, not really. At some point you just get used to it. Now I feel nothing.

I despise how people shift blame to entiities external to themselves, like those who say: “Twitter is toxic.” No, Twitter was never toxic, its users are. And now those people come here and ask for tools that will amplify their own toxicity, so we can have a taste of it. And when we'll denounce it, they will say: “No, it's the Fediverse that it's toxic. It's full of nazis and transphobes. (And I have to point it all out.)”

But, no, the Fediverse is not toxic, either. _You are_.