Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

What you thought was them just being quirky was actually a desperate plea for help and, well, you missed that boat

If someone says "upside-down triangle," what do you picture?

This is parody, right? Right?!
https://www.amazon.ca/How-Profit-Coming-Rapture-Getting/dp/0316017302

Now that we have other ways of publishing opinions, maybe “news” distributors should stick to news and let other platforms handle opinion columns

I can't help but take "I love this for you" to be passive-aggressive

I think I strongly dislike getting compliments because I don't know what to do with them.

Can't trade 'em for gold or bitcoin nor pay the rent with them, so what are they worth?

Latest list of links: https://buttondown.com/levisan/archive/146/

I hate how I don't say one word on a topic and people still assume I don't agree with them

Tired: asking a “foreigner” where they’re from

Wired: asking an person who speaks ESL what their mother tongue is

Which month is too soon to start asking people for Christmas wish lists?

I chuckle whenever someone pronounces "pronunciation" in the way that I think is incorrect

What do you say in the second syllable?

If the government has deemed a child worthy of receivng funding for a specific type of care, and they start receiving said care, but then the specific employee that provides said care goes on strike, who's at fault for the child not receiving the care?

30 days into this strike, anyone who is jabbering on about solidarity with the educational assistants on strike why my kid's government funding either just sitting there or being spend on other things is no longer my friend.

"Blogs aren't paleo"

https://wondermark.com/c/1061/

I kind of like made up credentials that are verified by some random unofficial body because it's showing that you are cool to a certain crowd rather than showing you are cool to the university crowd

Pretty sure the real reason indoor playgrounds require socks is to prevent kids from climbing the slides

Tired: battery charging/usage time estimates

Wired:

Requiring homeowners to maintain sidewalks in any way shows that a municipality doesn't actually care about pedestrians as much as they do about drivers

why hasn't someone invented a breakfast cereal that works with water