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It's kind of wild that we used to store important information on a magnetic strip that we just kept in a pocket

Wild how back in the day, when the average bloke used an ISP-provided email address, they'd have to get a new email address upon changing ISPs

Feeling old-sad and pre-emptively starting a note of anecdotes and memories about a family member who is notably starting their journey to the grave and it's not fun

"netizen" is such a dumb word

"internetter" is better

I'm pro-homeschooling for all the reasons but I find it super weird when you ask someone what grade their kid is is and they respond with something like "we don't do grades"

Well then tell me what grade level they are doing schoolwork at. Or what grade you tell the authorities they are taking.

Or 12 - (number of years until being done). Because that's what I actually want to know half the time—the other half being how many years have they been a "school aged kid" for.

To be fair I've only heard this maybe twice in recent memory. It just sounds SO WEIRD when I hear it.

Tired: "there's no good in being right and dead"

Wired: "there's no good in being an innocent deathbringer"

Do you say papier-mâché—you know, that craft of making 3D figures out of shredded paper and water with a binding agent—as PAP-ee-ay MASH-ay or PAY-pər mə-SHAY?

Date your wedding with a gift you got. We received a gift card to the iTunes store

Why hasn't Shania Twain done a collab with her uncle yet‽ I don't think I've ever had an opinion about country music, let alone country musicians, before.

The people who actively enjoy "AI slop" media are subconsciously admitting they don't have the mental energy to imagine what the thing could be for themselves. Surely there's a time and place for it, but I don't need 🤖 to make a pop punk song based on texts from your boyfriend in order to appreciate that the texts sound like the kind of music a teenager who wants to feel like they're dramatic would listen to

Strongly considering switching Mastodon instances. What are you on and do you recommend it?

If you blatantly disregard applicable rules of driving that are designed to protect the life of others, we can't be friends

Coffee? Yes. Milk? Yes. How much milk? Not a latte.

"When you have a moment" is almost as bad as "ASAP"

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