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I say this at the risk of reinventing Esperanto but please can we have better, more distinguished letter names in English?

A wanted a smart watch when they were a nerdy thing. Now they're not and I don't want one anymore.

Coincidence? Maybe.

Casting the net far and wide: my employer is hiring a principal for one of the Catholic parish schools that they administrate gilbertineinstitute.com/employ

Three polls about simulation hypothesis for my Christian friends.

All three polls share the same starting point:

It is somehow proven, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you are living in a simulation.

№ 3:

Same as № 2, but God is the creator of whatever created the simulation. Some Christian doctrines are be inaccurate or outright false, but there is one omnipotent creator God.

Do you continue to practice the Faith, allowing for changes to doctrine or not?

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№ 2:

It is revealed—again, surely without a doubt—that God and the afterlife ARE real, but they are part of the simulation.

Do you continue to practice the Faith, even though nothing really matters?

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№ 1:

It is revealed—again, surely without a doubt—that God and the afterlife ARE NOT real. What caused you to believe in God is just programming. Do you continue to practice the Faith, even though nothing really matters?

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Three polls about simulation hypothesis for my Christian friends.

All three polls share the same starting point:

It is somehow proven, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you are living in a simulation.

Theory: it’s much harder to avoid a plot hole in video than in written storytelling

I'm not snobby, I'm just trying to avoid being labelled as shy, anxious, awkward, and/or direct.

Not sure if it's the greatest move but here we are and I'm stuck like this.

Email client feature request: I want to be able to schedule emails to send, but if a new reply in that thread comes in then don't send the email

Your thoughts about the Tor network? Please vote below.

It's important data for me to get your input on, so please answer honestly and please boost the toot for a really large sample size. Comments and thoughts are also very welcome in the replies, and much appreciated..

What do you, as a customer, find the most attractive:

I don't know who decided every gotdamned thing needs a little red badge to highlight irrelevancy (like "come see the new shit you can buy for your garage door!" In the app you open your door). What I do know is when I find out who you are, I am coming for one of your eyebrows while you sleep.

You are going to sit on the toilet while no one else is home. Do you close the door?

Gotta love it when you look like you don't care about people because they forget to invite you to things

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