There are two types of bagels, and they are in no way related to each other other than outward appearance... you have bagels that taste better untoasted, and once you need to toast. I dont trust anyone who doesnt keep both types in the house at the same time!

@lucifargundam If everything with a hole in it was a bagel then your head is a bagel too :)

@freemo well your enthusiasm for them implied they were healthy- so then I'll take that as a compliment that I have a healthy frame of mind ;)

@lucifargundam Everything is healthy, its what you do with it that isnt... for example pineapples are healthy, sticking one up your ass, not so healthy.

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@freemo it's also unadvisable to insert bodily appendages into bagels covered in cream cheese.

PSA:: don't take life lessons from cartoons. This shouldn't have to be said.

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