@admitsWrongIfProven
<<So a few days ago, we got stuck in a traffic jam.  
<<Someone just turned off their lights, even though it was dark.  
>>Not illegal, but I imagine that'd be a fixit ticket if it were actually broken. moving violation if not.

<<Someone else took off through the rescue lane formed in the middle (good luck, but not how that was meant to be used oO).  
>>Had to look this up, as we call it the suicide lane over here.

<<Then someone jerked the wheel, pulling in front of us, repeating the experiment a bit later with a truck as a possible target to trade paint.  
>>Sounds like they were looking for trouble.

<<Another (not the initial that spawned the traffic jam) accident was there in the middle of the road. 
>>Are people desperate for money that they'd try and brake check others for drug money,?