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@net
I think that goes hand in hand in some cases. Partial pun intended.

@kingu_platypus_gidora@octodon.social
Surely you're not celereal?

@kingu_platypus_gidora@octodon.social
Dead MikuMaid?

Unspekeable horror from the void! 

@kingu_platypus_gidora@octodon.social
Chuckie had a baby with Mark Zuckerberg?!

@scathach @awl @placholdr @shibao
-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy

@hackernews@die-partei.social
tldr;
Results showed that the most effective way to put a baby to sleep was to carry them and walk around for five minutes, sit and wait for five to eight minutes, then put them to bed. Even if the baby is asleep, they notice when they have been separated from their caregiver. By sitting down to rest after the baby stops crying, they can apparently be put into a deep sleep.

Git In Two Minutes (for a solo developer)
garyrobinson.net/2014/10/git-i

tldr;
git init
git add .
git commit -a -m "This is your commit message for all changed files"
git log --pretty=oneline
git log
git checkout HEAD -- <filename>
git checkout 179e59467039 -- myfile
git diff HEAD -- <filename>
git diff <hash1> <hash2> -- <filename>
git reset HEAD^
git commit --amend -m "Replacement commit message"
git status

@shibao
I was thinking more of a frisking scenario involving groping the crotch.

@shibao
> Is that a Glock?
< No, it's my cock- slight difference.

@icedquinn @MischievousTomato
>>"Hold your horses!!"
<<Has no horses.
>>"Oh.... Sorry."
<<"Tweet-tweet...!"
>>"Right...."

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