LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@izaya
Was that a pun? It's bugging me.

Once upon a time... Y'know what, f-that.

Tldr; A cheater got caught by saying the wrong safe word during unwanted interactions. The partner didn't know what that word meant, much less be able to pronounce it. That was a really f'kd way of ending a relationship.

@izaya they bite?

Please, stop....

@shibao @icedquinn
This might interest you both
https://hackaday.com/2022/09/17/diy-haptic-enabled-vr-gun-hits-all-the-targets/

@slash @shibao
Someone said a peaceful fight of fists?
https://youtu.be/gxz3JCvgSh8

@shibao @disarray
If you're no longer Gen. Der- are you now Gen. Das or Gen. Die?
You won't get this if you don't know Deutsch

@enigmatico @epsi
No matter how fast I run, I cannot run away from the Lain...

@luci
it's pronounced Deutsch-bahn

@hehe
SPCA? Small Penis Copulating Association?

@FortyTwo @beardalaxy
If he defunds the wall street top 1% I'm ok with him being president for the rest of his days.

Hint: he's too old, he won't have much longer anyway.

@yetAnotherRoko @gear
Try 560...

There's several tv shows dedicated to obese people losing weight.
https://youtu.be/RSIeyos_Oj0

@shibao
Can't tell a left-handed trigger from a right-handed?

@skells
I second this

@skells
No, he changed his skin.