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Hi Lucifargundam,

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Electricians: it's not the voltage that kills, it's the amps!!
Engineers, who spent their entire careers designing ESD protection diodes: I _wish_ that were true...

In a static discharge, peak current is up to 30 amps, peak power can be more than 100 watts. Why is nobody dying? Both the voltage and current only lasts for 10 nanoseconds.
It's not the amp that kills, it's the root-mean-square voltage (or current), measured with an integration time of several seconds, that kills. #electronics

Hi Lucifargundam,

Thanks again for your application to our 92919 Automation Architect - U.S. (Remote Based) job at Red Hat. We wanted to let you know that we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates for the role, but we hope that you’ll continue to consider joining Red Hat.

We post new opportunities daily on www.redhat.com/jobs and we encourage you to keep an eye on the site for openings.

Thanks again,
Red Hat Talent Acquisition

You're standing in a nondescript room.

There is a door opening to a hallway that vanishes in darkness to your left. Before you is a man staring at you with a bemused expression on his face.

What do you do?

Saw this on twitter and it's absolute spot on. It's ridiculous.

Hi Lucifargundam,
Thank you for your interest in joining the Box team. We have reviewed your resume, and while your background is impressive, it is not quite what we are looking for in the Senior Application Security Engineer position.

Even though you were not selected for this particular role, we are happy to stay in touch about other opportunities at Box. We will keep your resume on file and also encourage you to apply directly to any new roles you find interesting. If you have already applied to other positions at Box, the recruiters for those roles will follow up with you separately about your application.

Thank you again for your time and best of luck in your job search.
Best,
Box Recruiting

I'll lol and die if I dont get this:::

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Thank you again for your interest in joining Barnes & Noble!

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