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> Watching mainstream anime off advertising sites? $12

> Watching random streaming shows off service provider? $9

> Watching forgotten and nostalgic tv shows off InternetArchive?
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Priceless.

@kattalogen

>> NoBot promise: all cats 100% manually boosted
<< The posts will likely reflect that then- along with the erratic behavior.

>> I am not a cat.
<< Nevermind. I retract my last statement, you possibly-organic bot.

Ah yes, because we need protective goggles when working on ANSI C .
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DEFINITELY HAVE TO KEEP CHILDREN AWAY FROM ANSI C...

This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour.

#TwitterDown #MastodonMigration #DDOS #TwitterFail #SelfDDOS

TFW a file format is so old that it includes an "insert paper tape this way" arrow as part of the header: Looks like this traces back to the PDP-11.

Playing CY_BORG tonight
My character Tabita got her first cyberware, cyber visionvisors. A classic. 😎🤘
We are doing a mission in the underwater district. I wisely left my laser turret drone at home and brought Dusty the cleaning bot instead. (With hidden integrated machine guns naturally)

I AM ABSOLUTELY BEGGING Y'ALL.

If you are bringing back personal/hobby/small-business websites (and you should be), enable RSS.

And TLS, but that's a whole other thing.

>> Dear community,
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>> We’re writing to inform you that we’re updating Proton’s Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy.

Uh oh...

>> 3. Infringing upon or violating the intellectual property rights of the Company or a third party;

Welp, there goes torrenting and other sharing...

>> 4. Harassing, abusing, insulting, harming, defaming, slandering, disparaging, intimidating or discriminating against someone based on gender, sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity, race, age, nationality or disability;

Got it, no porn on .

>> 6. Promoting illegal activities or providing instructional information to other parties to commit illegal activities;

Everything is illegal somewhere...

>> 7. Having multiple free Accounts (e.g. creating bulk signups, creating and/or operating a large number of free Accounts for a single organization or individual);

So no more separating personal and professional emails, got it.

>> The Company may also terminate Accounts which are being used for illegal activities that are not listed above, particularly in response to orders from the competent authorities informing of such illegal activity.

So any police officer than request your information? Or at least request the account be closed?

>> IF YOU ARE A CALIFORNIA RESIDENT, YOU WAIVE CALIFORNIA CIVIL CODE § 1542, WHICH SAYS: A GENERAL RELEASE DOES NOT EXTEND TO CLAIMS THAT THE CREDITOR OR RELEASING PARTY DOES NOT KNOW OR SUSPECT TO EXIST IN HIS OR HER FAVOR AT THE TIME OF EXECUTING THE RELEASE AND THAT, IF KNOWN BY HIM OR HER, WOULD HAVE MATERIALLY AFFECTED HIS OR HER SETTLEMENT WITH THE DEBTOR OR RELEASED PARTY.

Uh.... What? Also, must be serious if legit in ragecaps.

LOL Meta is assigning instances a reputation

rest assured we here at Hackers Dot Town remain quite disreputable

This just in:::

Someone in the eastern hemisphere attempted cold fusion using salt...

But created an ice cream machine instead.

you know you're old if you remember

you now you're old if remember being listed as a jazz band

you know you're old if you used floppies to copy

you know you're old if you trusted the media

you know if you're old if you're read this, and want to agree with me without second-guessing yourself.

Think about that. The young will take their whole lives fighting with it.

"Mysticism teaches cosmic laws and principles by which we are brought into closer consciousness of our divine power. The mystical experience of union with the One imposes upon the mystic a moral obligation — to use this knowledge for the welfare of others." Rosicrucian Manuscript

When you're stuck on a plane and you find out that Wireguard lets you use the pay-for-play on-board wifi for free

Found out titanic tourist sub officially borked-

This will probably make future trips awkward.

I love satellite spotting from a plane!
Great to see so many different constellations.

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