Translation:

When someone says something is free -> "I will pay for that and you will owe me nothing"

When the government says something is free -> "I will hold a gun up to Bob's head and make him pay for that for you"

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@freemo
Let me guess: Bob is the new generic name for the taxpayer.

@louisrcouture

Lies, that cant be.. next thing you will be telling me is women poop too!

@mc

@freemo @mc rumour has it they do in fact :o . Shocker, and blood comes out of their vagina for those that have one.

@louisrcouture

You had me up until you said blood comes out of their bandersnatch. Now I know your lying. No one could survive that!

@mc

@freemo @mc well *rumour has it* so I can’t confirm. But the guy who told me sounded legit so I don’t know.

@louisrcouture

Sounds like just some sexist asshole trying to spread vile rumors about women to make them look bad. Bleeding vaginas, pooping, paying taxes.. I think we both know none of that sounds realistic :)

@mc

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