Friends, hear me now.
If at any point in your online discourse, you find yourself about to write "according to science," or "statistically speaking," or Archimedes help me, "scientists now believe" ...
Stop.
Choose another phrase. Language is versatile. You can do the thing. I believe in you. Super great.
Please. I'm begging here.
@101101000 oh, you do like to live dangerously, don't you?