#Tarbosaurus: "You look so yummy I could just eat you up! Be my valentine?"
#Deinocheirus: "No."
(art by Tuomas Koivurinne)
Real #wolves are fascinating, beautiful, awe-inspiring creatures. #Direwolves were pretty neat too. I really wish people could appreciate the actual animals without feeling the need to mythologize them.
One of my favorite concert memories is of being at an #Einstürzende #Neubauten show when some yob in the audience shouted "set shit on fire!" ... and #Blixa #Bargeld snapping back, "We do not need to set things on fire. We have #Rammstein to do that for us."
@FeralRobots Oh yeah, that was definitely deliberate. 😀 No reason to think raven taxonomists would be any less self-centered than human ones.
@FeralRobots Hah! Could be. I **think** there have been enough experiments on both to show that ravens are smarter, on the whole, but crows are pretty bright too.
Mainly I chose that example because "raven" and "crow" are both names we assign kind of randomly to species in the #Corvus genus: there's no hard and fast rule as to which is which, just a general tendency for birds we call "ravens" to be larger. So I can definitely see some corvid taxonomist creating something like the rather artificial *Pan/Homo* split.
"For example, there’s a good argument to be made that #humans, #chimpanzees, and #bonobos all belong together in one #genus, either #Pan or #Homo. It’s only our desire to see ourselves as something special that causes us to put them in one genus and us in another. If #ravens—probably the smartest **living** #dinosaurs, although some #parrots give them a run for their money—were building a #taxonomy, they’d undoubtedly lump us together with our close relatives. But they might go to great lengths to separate themselves from #crows!"
I like to think I can still turn a nice phrase now and then.
https://dinosaursworld.quora.com/If-Troodon-was-not-real-then-which-dinosaur-was-the-smartest-2
@SoftwareTheron Yeah. I'm quite open in talking about what I went through. Not going to make that decision for other people.
It's been at least a decade since I thought, "I really need a #drink," and a good bit longer than that since the thought was followed immediately by the action. But it's been on my mind much more recently, for reasons it's not my place to discuss, and even if it weren't for those reasons I'm not sure it would ever quite go away. For everyone who will never stop #craving #alcohol or anything else: I will happily help you celebrate every inch of ground you take back and hold.
@Dr_Bombay Maybe this is one of those "two types of people in the world" things. 😀
I get the appeal of climbing #Everest. It’s not something I’ll ever do myself, but if I were younger and richer, I might consider it as a goal. My beloved #mountains here in #Colorado can be plenty challenging, but they aren’t even #foothills to the #Himalayas—more like foothills to the foothills. So yes, I understand the draw.
#Snowboarding down? I don’t get that at all. It’s not #mountaineering, just pointless showboating. I won’t say I’m glad this guy perished in the attempt, but I’m not sorry about it either.
@blazeward7 I need to get back to writing *something*, that's for sure. Something other than tech reports and journal articles, I mean. It's not doing good things for my head.
From a long-ago Facebook post: "#Pirates *generally* aren't scientists. But let's be honest here, what #scientist hasn't at least occasionally looked at the sad state of grant #funding and been tempted to run up the Jolly Roger?"
@FeralRobots, so he *says* ...
From a recent conversation elsenet:
"Not a fan of the whole #alpha / #beta / etc."
"Not a fan of reality eh?"
"Reality is much more complicated than labeling people by Greek letters. If you really think that kind of thing makes sense, well, have fun with it. Don't expect the grown-ups to play along."
I really need to stick to my vow to stop engaging with these clowns.
Nice overview here. I'm particularly pleased that they acknowledge the uncertainty about what #supercontinent will form next: too many stories present one of the possibilities (usually #Pangaea #Ultima) as a near-certainty. We know for sure that there is at least one more supercontinent in #Earth's future, and probably more, before plate #tectonics stop entirely in a billion years or so. Everything else is informed speculation at best. All this has happened before ...
Performative support for the #Israeli government does not provide cover for welcoming literal #Nazis into the ranks. There’s a lot more to the issue than that, and I do believe there is a significant and disturbing #antiSemitic* strain on the left. But it’s not the blue team that will bring the barbed wire and ovens.
*Everyone knows what “anti-Semitic” means, yes? Okay, good. Moving on.
@FeralRobots Yes, that does seem to follow frighteningly often. 😐
Bioinformaticist / biostatistician, veteran medic and infantryman, armchair paleontologist, occasional science fiction author, vaccinated liberal patriot.