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the sorting hat put me in to Gryffindor but i've always felt more like a Hufflepuff

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please don't go
the drones need you
they look up to you

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Follow-up question.

Do you believe that there could be a candidate running for president under the influence of Russian kompromat/funding?

me: how do i run without injuring myself?
personal trainer: rollerblade
me: *side splitting laughter*

That is a thousand twenty four times more pixels than the first digital camera, the Cyclops in 1976.

never mind me I'm just browsing my own media tab

i lost my pink pen and spilled coffee on my pants. time to go in to $SHITJOB and make that cheddar.

customer: "nobody will steal a pink pen haha"
me: "nah it's breast cancer awareness month. save the tatas!"

I get all my bee and wasp facts from fedi. Its great.

US Congress members urge Blizzard to ‘reconsider’ Hearthstone pro’s suspension

> On Friday, U.S. Sens. Ron Wyden (D-OR) and Marco Rubio (R-FL) and Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Mike Gallagher (R-WI), and Tom Malinowski (D-NJ) wrote a letter to Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick asking the company to reverse course. “We urge you in the strongest terms to reconsider your decision with respect to Mr. Chung,” the legislators wrote.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


@max i don't know how to tell you this but uhhhh if you have to specify the difference using /the angle that their ears point/ ur already not off to a great start

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