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Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

@bstacey godd did you hear about the situation in germany? because it's incredible

basically, the German Conference of University Deans ("HRK"), in a moment of unlikely clarity, decided that they were Tired Of This Shit and told all the publishers that from now on all german universities would make one large agreement with them, on the universities terms, for access

elsevier and springer made offers so laughable that the HRK actually literally wrote a press release about how they should "come back to the table when they're ready to make a serious offer" and since then many universities have just kind of let access contracts expire

they recently came to an agreement with wiley, rest is still ? ? ? ? ?

it's fantastic because every day this goes on is a day more scientists learn about the greatest development in science access of this century, which, lets be quite honest, is scihub

Es bräuchte eine Funktion die es erlaubt auf allen Servern des Fediverse nach Hashtags zu suchen. Da ich Mastodon nur auf dem Smartphone bisher nutze, kann ich nicht nach anderen Nutzern außerhalb meiner eigenen Instanz suchen. Wie man nach Hashtags auf Webseiten der anderen Instanzen sucht, habe ich noch nicht herausgefunden. In der mobilen Darstellung scheint das nicht möglich zu sein.

"On 10 April, astrophysicists announced that they had captured the 1st ever image of a #blackhole.

No headlines mentioned that the image would have been impossible without open-source software: #Matplotlib, a #Python library for graphing data.

Just 5 days later, the NSF rejected a grant to support that ecosystem, saying that the software lacked sufficient impact.

#opensource is widely acknowledged as crucially important in science, yet it is funded non-sustainably."

nature.com/articles/d41586-019

Can anyone recommend a code search engine?

I found a piece of suspicious code and would like to know if it appears elsewhere, i.e. in malware or some such.

#codesearch #malware

Experiment Trollzähmung gescheitert. Der Genuss der es ihm bereitet hat sich über uns aufzuregen ist anscheinend ungebrochen. Also bleibt es wie immer blocken und fertig. Haters gonna hate.

If you can't be with the one you ping, ping the one you're with.

A song of love, distance, latency and concurrency.

#JustSysadminThings

@pschwede mastodon supports rss. for example qoto.org/@mundauf.rss should work. There are RSS to Twitter services. ifttt.com definitely offers this. Inlcuding setting up the format for your tweet as well as links, hashtags, etc. @mundauf

Is there a possibility to automatically post toots as a link to Twitter?

Just so everyone knows source code is updated to upstream and tested as working. Monday we will experience a short downtime as the servers are upgraded.

Teste gerade mal als Android App. :android: Animationen werden zwar nicht angezeigt, aber im Gegensatz zu werden sie überhaupt erkannt und dargestellt. Außerdem funktioniert die Autovervollständigung von Hashtags. Allerdings werden mir auch hier maximal 500 Zeichen für einen Tröt angezeigt.

Zwischenfazit Trollzähmung: Irgendwie fühle ich mich wie ein Sozialarbeiter. Der Troll gibt ruh. Aber promt kommt der nächste Typ um die Ecke, der irgendwas will. Als hätten sie sich abgesprochen. Hihi

"shrink wrapped in management lingo" might be my new favourite phrase to describe corporate bullshit

Twitter: the world is fucked we’re all going to drown in the melt of a thousand glaciers something something JavaScript

Instagram: the sky sure is pretty kids are cute hey cats do the darnedest things

Mastodon: HI PERVY FRIENDS HAVE SOME DEEP THOUGHTS AND ASCII ART AND TEA 👹

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