her: "For living... I'm an hooker"
freemo: "What a coincidence: I'm an hacker!"
her: "Do you condemn this type of business?"
freemo: "What!? Every admin knows that starting with a shared service is cheaper because it requires less upfront costs, respect paying for a dedicated girlfriend, or worse, housing a wife. You are following a respectful business model."
her: "But, I mean... sometime I have customers asking for hardcore tasks, outside the initial agreement"
freemo: "Don't tell me!"