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Needle pricks softly
Rich smell always in season
Stately evergreen

Drag me through the fires
Hit me, hurt me, and break me
The pain shields my soul

Heart beats double time
Short breaths and heightened focus
Edge of fear and flow

Authenticity isn't something you can try for. It's something that happens when you're busy doing other things

Gentle, soft, and kind
She comes in like a whisper
And fills up your mind

Have you got a ticket
*shows bicep, then kisses it*
to the boat show?

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RT @AmericanFietser@twitter.com

The reason I advocate for top layer coloured asphalt on bike infra is that I feel colour differentiation is a key design principle that increases awareness and safety.

Seen here, whomever has the ROW, has the top layer as their colour alongside sharks teeth.

Zwolle 🇳🇱

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AmericanFietser/st

Theme park for first date
Feel dizzy on tilt-a-whirl
I love this... or you?

What savory drink
Fancy bubbles, yet tangy
Mimosa for brunch

Two of us straining
Alone we sweat and we shout
Tennis courts at dawn

Confidence falters
Folding into itself, shrinking
Private implosion

We need to get the Amish on the internet. They'd take one look at that nonsense and absolutely light it up.

"Look at this one Jebediah! You don't get muscles like that working a field. He's been to the gym. Following the devil with his pride, he has"

"Ja, Samuel. He needs to spend less time lifting weights and more time raising barns!"

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Mother fuckers *literally* type shit like "retvrn to tradition" into their internet connected, cellular phone while logged into an app that runs on a planet spanning network of microprocessors. Why don't you start by logging off bro

I'll return to you
Once this journey finds an end
When we both have healed

Tough grass holding on
Weak brown, patchy and patched
Holding hope for rain

Desolate country
Shirked of thirst. Parched of water.
Hides life's abundance

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IDEA: Advent calendar that has it's fucking windows arranged IN ORDER Jesus Christ just let me have my mini fucking Toblerone you bastards where is FOUR WHERE IS IT THIS PACK IS DEFECTIVE I can see THREE and FIVE but there's no FOUR - hey DARLING where did you buy this fuc--- oh there it is

After traveling 20 days through the blight waste to see the Waster King

"There's not much here, but damned if there isn't a lot of it!"

Me, innocent, thinking of wordplay: this is a good joke

Feet people, thinking of foreplay: this is a *really* good joke

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If Natalie takes off her shoes you can see her Portmanteaus.

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