Searching for 'obsidian table' and reflecting on how incredibly boring the information I am looking for is compared to the dark ritual purpose implied by the search term.
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@markstaylor I bet finding a complimentary tablecloth that fits is a PITA.
@markstaylor Goat? What’s wrong with lawyer?
@nullifidian That feels like more of a tome-binding material
@markstaylor Touché. Also, there’s a cost of living crisis in the works, which is almost forgotten about. That much lawyerhide would be prohibitively expensive these days.
@nullifidian I instinctively feel like goatskin would be the way to go here