@markstaylor I bet finding a complimentary tablecloth that fits is a PITA.
@nullifidian I instinctively feel like goatskin would be the way to go here
@markstaylor Goat? What’s wrong with lawyer?
@markstaylor Touché. Also, there’s a cost of living crisis in the works, which is almost forgotten about. That much lawyerhide would be prohibitively expensive these days.