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Farage: “I was never dishonest” he says lyingly like a lying liar.

Now someone is annoyed now because “you got rid of my garden snacks”*…

* I can read chihuahua faces with 98.85% accuracy.

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I wouldn’t trust any of them to sit the right way around on the toilet.

My ridiculous iTunes-in-the-terminal clone is coming along nicely, especially the chonky album art! 😂

MOT passed. Time to celebrate with “new car” smell.

My stupid terminal-based iTunes ripoff is starting to take shape.

Based on @textualize

I guess I *could* get a new T-shirt, to replace the one I got in *checks wardrobe* 1992.

TIL there is a non-zero “legal limit” for cocaine while driving. 😳

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