nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

The wee one had a proper (not-in-the-house) groom at a professional groomer, and she looks like her baby self again (even though she still only one year old).

Our regular postie isn’t very proactive, so it seems I’ve had to do his job for him. #fascist #ukpol

Auf Wiedersehen, Gruber-san.

Not long now until the final “whump” from this exceptional thief.

#HansGruber #DieHard #DieHardIsAnXmasFilm #DieHardAdventCalendar

(alt: A wooden advent calendar featuring a falling Hans Gruber from the Nakatomi building. He is currently at day 21 of 24.)

The annual chocolate/gingerbread/brownie cake (GF, vegan, oil free) is done! #xmas #baking

“Use The Force, Luke.”

Bravo, Google, you just bricked your gmail app with a feature nobody asked for.

One the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me… an extraordinary thief falling to an untimely death from a burning skyscraper. #DieHardIsAnXmasFilm #AdventCalendar #HansGruber

The best way to use #Textual (or in fact do anything in a terminal) is with #cool-retro-term.

I will die on this hill.

https://itsfoss.com/cool-retro-term/

News: “Man and woman to look at rug, then add a stitch”.

Silly typo. Should of course read “01010100
01001001
01010100”.

Congrats on the promotion.

Quality journalism from The Scotsman. Two-question headline that answer each other.

Piss off, you vacuous goon. You hide behind parliamentary privilege as much as the next HoC troll.

https://hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2023-06-19/debates/E15A1DF8-31A1-4FEF-B007-3CBF444BAA11/PrivilegeConductOfRightHonBorisJohnson

Class: Bard
Weapons: Ring binder hole reinforcer and marker pen
Alignment: Chaotic Good

Can’t say I disagree with this terse assessment of Stanley Johnson.

There is not enough irony in the world to unpack this accidentally comedic bellend's obsequiousness.

*celestial chorus*