nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

TIL that my wife’s seemingly fantastic tale that Fingermouse was drowned by its creator in a cold cup of coffee is, in fact, true. 🤯

@mark@heffalump.club @andrewt Kevin is the one that was left at home, alone.

How the hell did I get a skelf in my hand from my bloody mouse?!

“Face like a ripped dap” may also be doing double duty by showing my age and where I spent my formative years.

Occasionally these expressions are exactly the same thing.

According to (online) newspapers, right wing politicians seem to have only two expressions: “disturbingly self-satisfied at being a top fascist doing fascisty things”, or “ripped dap that would murder you as soon as piss on you”.

@mark@heffalump.club I’ll allow it then. Grudgingly.

@mark@heffalump.club If there's not a law against that, there should be.

@davep This is definitely a workplace hazard...

I am convinced that my death certificate will list the cause as “fucking idiots having a conversation on stairs”.

@davep *plays on and on and on*

Zoom, but for dogs at home to see what you’re eating while at work.

And it should be called Zoomies, obvs.

Yup. Everything is still normal on #NormalIsland.

@neonbubble I am constantly surprised in the ways that I can damage myself simply by—for example—shaving my face or going for a walk to the postbox; I have the disease known as “the clum”, and I have it in spades.

You are not alone.

Damian Green: "I used to swim in sewage."

That probably explains why you're completely full of shit.

https://www.indy100.com/politics/damian-green-peston-sewage-water

I see the Nat. C. conference is still going well. #NormalIsland