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“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”

This is Alastair Sim, but I showed it to someone at my work who thought it was Boris Johnson. A) I've never been so insulted, B) Damn, I can kind of see what they mean, and C) if anyone deserves to be visited by Christmas ghosts, it's that guy, so...

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@arianesherine How very thin-skinned.

The Anusol would have helped that.

@Paulos_the_fog And need “interfaith dialogue” to try and achieve it.

Listening to Classic FM with the dogs because I can’t be arsed to get up. Never realised how utterly cringeworthy Jesus music is.

60mph gale outside while I cook mac-cheese and cauliflower-cheese and monitor the breathing of a poorly pupper.

Delightful.

@RustyBertrand “I’ll ‘ave ‘is chips, then.”—Bill Bailey

@davep TBF this isn’t the main “death“ part of the death cult, just the “magic ghost rape“ part. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@rjblaskiewicz I’ve been to those types of meetings, but I’ve never actually slept through one!

This film is tremendously good fun, with aspects of a variety of other fun xmas films (e.g. Home Alone, Violent Night) and uses and abuses the usual tropes of the genre with no shame. I loved it.

m.imdb.com/title/tt23060796/

@neonbubble We’re having the same fun, but ours is mostly with a gale-powered RNG.

This herd of Krampii has been reported to be moving south, due to the destruction of their natural habitat.

- David Attenboroughf

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