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Christmas 

@clacksee What’s the “joint”? Never seen that packaging before.

This explains something I have known my entire life but could never quite put my finger on.

From: @Prettiest_Gnostic_Machine@mastodon.social
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On 25th December, a child was born who would change the world forever.

Happy birthday Isaac Newton.

Deadly sins achieved today: 5/7

Too tired and full for pride and wrath.

@neonbubble Those shiny yoga pants they wear don’t look like they afford much in the way of protection from this type of injury.

“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”

This is Alastair Sim, but I showed it to someone at my work who thought it was Boris Johnson. A) I've never been so insulted, B) Damn, I can kind of see what they mean, and C) if anyone deserves to be visited by Christmas ghosts, it's that guy, so...

#MastoArt #CreativeToots #Digital #Portrait #Scratchboard

@arianesherine How very thin-skinned.

The Anusol would have helped that.

@Paulos_the_fog And need “interfaith dialogue” to try and achieve it.

Listening to Classic FM with the dogs because I can’t be arsed to get up. Never realised how utterly cringeworthy Jesus music is.

60mph gale outside while I cook mac-cheese and cauliflower-cheese and monitor the breathing of a poorly pupper.

Delightful.

@RustyBertrand “I’ll ‘ave ‘is chips, then.”—Bill Bailey

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