nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

@neonbubble At least the slugs are relatively easy to catch.

@seanmcbeth @davep Spoilsport!

@mark@heffalump.club Oof.

@xtaldave Each and every day I am increasingly of the opinion that “content creator” and “influencer” are shorthand for “narcissistic attention whore who thinks they can do whatever the fuck they like without consequence”.

#Capita by name, Crapita by nature.

@DrRacheal Me either! Apparently he was so sick of the Fingerbobs characters that it was a symbolic execution. 😂

TIL that my wife’s seemingly fantastic tale that Fingermouse was drowned by its creator in a cold cup of coffee is, in fact, true. 🤯

@mark@heffalump.club @andrewt Kevin is the one that was left at home, alone.

How the hell did I get a skelf in my hand from my bloody mouse?!

“Face like a ripped dap” may also be doing double duty by showing my age and where I spent my formative years.

Occasionally these expressions are exactly the same thing.

According to (online) newspapers, right wing politicians seem to have only two expressions: “disturbingly self-satisfied at being a top fascist doing fascisty things”, or “ripped dap that would murder you as soon as piss on you”.

@mark@heffalump.club I’ll allow it then. Grudgingly.

@mark@heffalump.club If there's not a law against that, there should be.

@davep This is definitely a workplace hazard...

I am convinced that my death certificate will list the cause as “fucking idiots having a conversation on stairs”.