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Somebody believed the words that came out of Paltrow’s face? That explains the success of her “wellness” grift, then.

Life hack 

GATTCGGATCTTGAT"; DROP TABLE Genome; --

Taking the littlest one to the V.E.T. for her heart scan this morning. I’ll hold your paw all the way, you brave girl.

A single bullet and a large hole which can be later filled with McDonald's wrappers, supermarket shopping bags and empty crisp packets are easier and cheaper than refitting former military bases, hotels, cruise ships, and even portacabins and tents, and don't even need flights to Rwanda!

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UK politics 

Remember folks, you must definitely not mention any parallels between 1930s Germany and the current government's plans to round up the "other" people and concentrate them into camps, because the poor little snowflake Tory MPs get offended if you do and it will make them cry

#Asylum #Fascism

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65107827

Great. Cut myself shaving right under my nose. Now I’m having to sport a piece of tissue paper as I can’t find the styptic pencil and I look like a geriatric Hitler.

Judge Dredd comes to Alnwick.

“In total, 16 areas will conduct trials of either Immediate Justice or Hotspot Policing, with four police and crime commissioner jurisdictions - Northumbria, Cleveland, Derbyshire and Durham - trying out both.”

independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli

Some countries: <bans TikTok from government devices>
China: *WAH* Censorship! Meanies!
Also China: <GREAT_FIREWALL.exe> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PANNICK: Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies.
BUMBLECUNT: independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli

Johnson: Yes, you could totally have had drinks at work to say goodbye to coworkers, as I did, but you had better not have said goodbye to granny on her deathbed.

What an utterly fucking vile bastard he is.

theguardian.com/politics/live/

UK Politics 

I find it really bizarre that people in Parliament are pretending today that they take lying to Parliament seriously.

Politicians, especially (but not only) the current lot do it all the time.

Is this their way of trying to pretend that the lies Johnson told to Parliament were somehow unusual and that they're all good chaps really?

#PartyGate #PrivilegesCommittee #BorisJohnson #Lies

bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politic

Good to know that Normal Island is having a totally normal day.

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