nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

Apparently they’re planning on charging Trump as an adult. 💀

I’m a little concerned that The Wife™ is going to be more enthusiastic about the helium-filled balloons than the actual gifts I chose for her birthday. 😬

Now I’ve had coffee:

Good morning, Mastodonians. I’m glad you’re here.

Somebody believed the words that came out of Paltrow’s face? That explains the success of her “wellness” grift, then.

Taking the littlest one to the V.E.T. for her heart scan this morning. I’ll hold your paw all the way, you brave girl.

Evri still suck.

A single bullet and a large hole which can be later filled with McDonald's wrappers, supermarket shopping bags and empty crisp packets are easier and cheaper than refitting former military bases, hotels, cruise ships, and even portacabins and tents, and don't even need flights to Rwanda!

#TotallyToryTopTips!

“Friend!”

Great. Cut myself shaving right under my nose. Now I’m having to sport a piece of tissue paper as I can’t find the styptic pencil and I look like a geriatric Hitler.

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Judge Dredd comes to Alnwick.

“In total, 16 areas will conduct trials of either Immediate Justice or Hotspot Policing, with four police and crime commissioner jurisdictions - Northumbria, Cleveland, Derbyshire and Durham - trying out both.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rishi-sunak-essex-antisocial-behaviour-b2308797.html

This year, we are apparently growing cats. Again.

Some countries: <bans TikTok from government devices>
China: *WAH* Censorship! Meanies!
Also China: <GREAT_FIREWALL.exe> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯