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It’s taken 7 months of working in town to see my first Taps-Aff. Bit late this year? 🤔

Wait when did Google rebrand the Authenticator app icon from "vault door" to "Google butthole"?

TIL that my wife’s seemingly fantastic tale that Fingermouse was drowned by its creator in a cold cup of coffee is, in fact, true. 🤯

How the hell did I get a skelf in my hand from my bloody mouse?!

“Face like a ripped dap” may also be doing double duty by showing my age and where I spent my formative years.

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Occasionally these expressions are exactly the same thing.

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According to (online) newspapers, right wing politicians seem to have only two expressions: “disturbingly self-satisfied at being a top fascist doing fascisty things”, or “ripped dap that would murder you as soon as piss on you”.

I am convinced that my death certificate will list the cause as “fucking idiots having a conversation on stairs”.

This is an interesting piece of writing. At no point does it directly identify the father, leaving it for the reader to infer from context.

Probably a reasonable choice to "neither confirm nor deny" given the person in question.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-656

Zoom, but for dogs at home to see what you’re eating while at work.

And it should be called Zoomies, obvs.

#Brexit has failed... so now, as we know #Bexiters are casting around to find someone to blame...

But as Jonathan Freedland points out the narrative that they have been failed by #politicians has a fatal flaw... the Brexiters & their familiars have been running things for a while.

If you build your politics on lies, eventually, as I've said before, reality bites your bum!

The problem is its not Farage, Johnson et al who are paying the price; its the rest of us!

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

#ukpol #tory #idiot 

Damian Green: “I used to swim in sewage.”

That probably explains why you’re completely full of shit.

indy100.com/politics/damian-gr

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