Paranormal romance needs to use more obscure monsters.
*cracks knuckles*
Ooh, Barracuda!
A Black Pudding for Christmas
Blink Doggy Style
Carrion Canoodler
Cerebral Paramour
Cock-a-thrice
Couatl Pouatl
Just My Type V
Erin, Yes!
Let's Get Efreeti Together
Gelatinous Pubes
Ixxxitxxxachitl
Ki-Rin Away With Me
The Neotyughbook
Purple Worm
Mr. &. Mrs. Roper
Xornt
I Shouldn't, Yeti Do
OH I'M NOT STOPPING THERE.
Astral Searching for Love
Booka Room
Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am?
Gorbelle of the Gorball
A Huecuva Man
Kenku Boots
Laughing Alone With Slaad
Thork It
Vortex-Vormex
Xack and Xill
Ano, Afanc YOU!
A Special Barghest
Behir I Come
Catfished, Giant
Cooshee Coo
Deva Fever
Drider? I Hardly Know Her!
Break up With Your Firefriend
Modron Love
Chiseled Pechs
Quickling, the Vicar is Coming!
Taer Myself Away
Tarrasque for Your Hand
Yeth, Yeth, Oh God, Yeth Hound!
In retrospect, the eighth one should be:
Firefriends With Benefits
Also, another holiday entry:
Owlbear Home for Christmas