Paranormal romance needs to use more obscure monsters.
*cracks knuckles*
Ooh, Barracuda! A Black Pudding for Christmas Blink Doggy Style Carrion Canoodler Cerebral Paramour Cock-a-thrice Couatl Pouatl Just My Type V Erin, Yes! Let's Get Efreeti Together Gelatinous Pubes
Astral Searching for Love Booka Room Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am? Gorbelle of the Gorball A Huecuva Man Kenku Boots Laughing Alone With Slaad Thork It Vortex-Vormex Xack and Xill
Ano, Afanc YOU! A Special Barghest Behir I Come Catfished, Giant Cooshee Coo Deva Fever Drider? I Hardly Know Her! Break up With Your Firefriend Modron Love Chiseled Pechs Quickling, the Vicar is Coming! Taer Myself Away Tarrasque for Your Hand Yeth, Yeth, Oh God, Yeth Hound!