Wow! I think I found the offending process, but kill doesn't kill it! (It quietly does nothing.) Same story for killall and System Monitor.
Hard reboot incoming!
You can try specifying the signal to send (man signal), e.g.,
kill -s KILL
Also, use the "f" option in ps to show processes as a tree to ID the parent process, e.g.,
ps axf
@peterdrake kill -9 ?