Son: what if aliens attack us ?
Me: even if there are aliens, they are very very very far away from us. They won't be able to come here.
Son: the aliens might be very smart. maybe they can teleport.
Me: If the aliens are smart enough to come here, they must be smart enough to find a better place to invade.
Son: like a planet full of theme parks?
Me: ... exactly
方巾打折了就买了…有点在乱花钱的感觉但确实很好看!不过今年截至本月买的服饰类只有内衣裤,这个月赶上打折了稍微买点也还好(自我抚慰
随单买了一个豹纹毛线帽,拿到手居然还蛮可爱的,戴在头上又有点微妙,拍了照问李大毛:我这样像不像大阪阿姨
昨天往楼上的(冲果人)邻居门口贴条,意思别再大半夜折腾了。李大毛:变态冲果人会不会为了报复变本加厉!我:估计不会!估计会说老子自己家老子想几点走路几点走路想几点放水几点放水。
然后今天一开门哦我家门口也贴了个条!“你以为我不知道是你贴的条吗你在我家楼下要吵当然只有吵到你哈哈,我们尽量安静点不过老子自己家老子想几点走路几点走路想几点放水几点放水。”
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