Guided matter waves lab 🇺🇦 @quantumsensing@qoto.org

As children, my grandparents were deported to Kazakhstan b/c they were of German origin from Poland and Ukraine. They never finished school and were so proud when I graduated. I think about them every single day.
#FirstGen

#til midwives pay 2k+ for "lasers" to heal wounds inflicted from breast feeding. The specs are amazing, I'd say any light bulb is a pretty sweet deal then :D. And there are not even any side effects!

My office computrer just upgraded #thunderbird to v115 and now I think I will die of too dense GUI paired with eye cancer or downgrade.

Anyone out there still using @WolframResearch alpha? Was utterly disappointed by the app today and - unsurprisingly - #chatgpt did the job.

There it is. The missing piece completes @VLBAI_Hannover. Seismic attenuation system now installed.

Crazy midnight effort by @systemofapwne, @iamVishu_G and many others

Our newest team member decided she wouldn't have to stay until the final showdown but we can say as much as that there are big @VLBAI_Hannover news ahead

Anyone?

I wish I could process arXiv preprints at that rate and in quasi-real time

@derherbstistda strikes again: Our preprint on the fast creation of high-flux nearly Heisenberg-limited matter waves is now available on @arxiv!

https://arxiv.org/abs/2307.06766

Attention researchers: Join the our #Quantum Optics team @UniHannover! We're hiring 4 PhD students in quantum sensing. Positions available: 3x Experimental , 1x Theoretical . Don't miss out! Apply now https://www.uni-hannover.de/en/jobs/id/6302/ #PhD #QuantumOptics #Research

Discussions with the university pizza guy regarding whether rectangular pizzas instead of round ones would maximize use of his rectangular oven:

If you throw excel at your problem it's almost like it doesn't deserve to be solved

Students next to me complaining about Excel not doing error propagation by default and I don't like it.

This is it. Today's Coherent Optics lecture concludes teaching for this term on my end.
Being able to teach one of the "big" classes for the first time was a great experience and I'm looking forward to Quantum Optics in the coming winter term

Exciting Opportunities Alert! Join the cutting-edge research in Quantum Optics
@UniHannover! We're hiring 4 PhD students in #quantumsensing. Positions available: 3x Experimental , 1x Theoretical . https://uni-hannover.de/en/jobs/id/6302/ #PhD #QuantumOptics #Research

As children, my grandparents were deported to Kazakhstan b/c they were of German origin from Poland and Ukraine. They never finished school and were so proud when I graduated. I think about them every single day.
#FirstGen

Quantum enthusiasts, exciting news! Join the Institute of Quantum Optics
@UniHannover
as a PhD student. We have 3 experimental and 1 theoretical positions available in #quantumsensing. Dive into the core of #quantumtechnologies! #phdPosition

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