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As children, my grandparents were deported to Kazakhstan b/c they were of German origin from Poland and Ukraine. They never finished school and were so proud when I graduated. I think about them every single day. 🥲

midwives pay 2k+ for "lasers" to heal wounds inflicted from breast feeding. The specs are amazing, I'd say any light bulb is a pretty sweet deal then :D. And there are not even any side effects!

My office computrer just upgraded to v115 and now I think I will die of too dense GUI paired with eye cancer or downgrade.

Anyone out there still using @WolframResearch alpha? Was utterly disappointed by the app today and - unsurprisingly - did the job.

There it is. The missing piece completes @VLBAI_Hannover. Seismic attenuation system now installed.

Crazy midnight effort by @systemofapwne, @iamVishu_G and many others

Our newest team member decided she wouldn't have to stay until the final showdown but we can say as much as that there are big @VLBAI_Hannover news ahead

🔬✨ @derherbstistda strikes again: Our preprint on the fast creation of high-flux nearly Heisenberg-limited matter waves is now available on @arxiv! 📚🚀

arxiv.org/abs/2307.06766

📣 Attention researchers:🌟 Join the our Optics team @UniHannover! We're hiring 4 PhD students in quantum sensing. 🎯 Positions available: 3x Experimental 🧪, 1x Theoretical 📚. Don't miss out! Apply now 👉🔗 uni-hannover.de/en/jobs/id/630 🚀✨

Discussions with the university pizza guy regarding whether rectangular pizzas instead of round ones would maximize use of his rectangular oven:

If you throw excel at your problem it's almost like it doesn't deserve to be solved

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Students next to me complaining about Excel not doing error propagation by default and I don't like it.

This is it. Today's Coherent Optics lecture concludes teaching for this term on my end.
Being able to teach one of the "big" classes for the first time was a great experience and I'm looking forward to Quantum Optics in the coming winter term 🧑‍🎓

We would also be extremely happy to welcome some more #WomenInPhysics to our group! Our numbers are growing, but there's still space for more :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
#WomenInSTEM #WomenInScience
#PhDPosition

📣 Exciting Opportunities Alert! 🌟 Join the cutting-edge research in Quantum Optics
@UniHannover! We're hiring 4 PhD students in . 🎯 Positions available: 3x Experimental 🧪, 1x Theoretical 📚. 👉🔗 uni-hannover.de/en/jobs/id/630 🚀✨

As children, my grandparents were deported to Kazakhstan b/c they were of German origin from Poland and Ukraine. They never finished school and were so proud when I graduated. I think about them every single day. 🥲

We have a total of FOUR #PhD positions open in our #quantum #sensing group in #Hannover! There's so much cool stuff going on here that it will be hard to make a choice ;) (Also, our group is really cool :ablobcool: )
1) Dropping experiments with #BoseEinsteinCondensates in the 120m high evacuated drop tower in #Bremen!
2) Working with a super accurate transportable #gravimeter (also based on #BEC's) for geodetic field campaigns!

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🌟 Quantum enthusiasts, exciting news! Join the Institute of Quantum Optics
@UniHannover
as a PhD student. We have 3⚛️ experimental and 1📚 theoretical positions available in . Dive into the core of ! 💫

🔗: uni-hannover.de/en/jobs/6302/

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