Sasha Akhavi @sakhavi@qoto.org

Can't find #sunlife financial on any of my socials, but lookit this #ux masterstroke their chatbot has achieved:

They added almost 195 more, is how.

Dude. You LITERALLY just surrendered. Know how I know? Bc you have a #mugshot. Also known as a #surrenderportrait.

Note to the #wapo: You can’t surrender defiantly. Surrendering means you’re complying, not defying. If #giuliani wanted credit for defiance, he could have holed up and refused to let them take him alive. You can’t waltz in to your own arraignment, waltz out again and say “look at me, I’m so defiant!”

Yeah, too much baggage. Like, I’d support Jeffrey Dahmer’s candidacy for head chef, but the guy just has too much baggage.

From: @NPR
https://press.coop/@NPR/110793494799548855

Love that there’s so much legal trouble for a former #potus that we need a roundup. How soon till it’s a daily column? #trumpindictment #whatatimetobealive

🎵It’s not the full moon
That delights me
That arraigns and indicts me
Oh no,
It’s just the allegations of youuu🎵 #trump #trumpindictment

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/06/28/trump-gop-2024-desantis/

Would’ve been SO much better if there’d been no documents.

The system works! #debtceiling #uspol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/06/01/senate-debt-ceiling-bill/

Geez #globeandmail , tell us what you really think. :)

Fixed it for you, Jeff.

Excuse me, I am looking for the gustatory studio please.

Oh man, can you imagine if they’d lost viewers? That would’ve been catastrophic. A threat to our very society, even.

Ok, look, let’s try this: If you *don’t* have classified documents at your house, raise your hand.

“What does it mean to be ‘pro-life’ now?”
“Well, it’s pretty clear where we go from here,” said activist Sheila Atkinson. “Now we need to provide rights for all the people who are incontrovertibly alive, like young children whose parents can’t afford quality childcare and nutrition. We need to fight for those rights, plus common-sense gun regulation that will free them from the fear of being massacred in school.”
HAHAHA jokes, nobody said that. “Pro-life” means now what it meant then: nothing.

Not overly impressed with #chatgpt as of now

Sure do hate to see a nice guy like Kevin McCarthy brought down by friendly fire. Maybe he could try again but this time be an entirely different person with some decency, values, and spine? #GOP #speaker #cluster