things I learned from bin Laden:

* decentralize operations and ensure for redundancy
* no matter how much money you have, dress and talk like the militant forces you need to help you
* maintain a mysterious allure, and keep them guessing
* encrypted radios are so much better than cellphones if you're able to reach high ground
Also - encrypt your porn collection with your plans, just in case of SEAL raid.
@decafgeek I love that of all the things to be remembered for, anime porn is near the top of the list for bin Laden.

@7 @decafgeek shut the front door

say that last part again, slowly, and quote sources please

@skells @decafgeek There are hundreds of FOIA requests and a few lawsuits you can search up, which confirm its existence, as well as the famed photo of bin Laden in front of a television playing what can be construed as anime if you squint, but the CIA is very ardent about keeping the majority of his porn a secret.

@7 @decafgeek unless he had a hankering for detailed blueprints of advanced hardware or senators in compromising situations, I suspect there's nothing too wild there or it would have been touted very loudly

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@7 @decafgeek ...unless his family just had a word with bush

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