skells @skells@qoto.org

Hey subgenius folks
Just wanted to say thanks to tooters everywhere for being lovely folk.
My wife has completed her 18 week stint of cheamo therapy for breast cancer and the prognosis is very positive. Your insight, hunour and great words on this forum has been a welcomed distraction and I wish to thank you for it. Happy days, praise "bob"

@vriska
>2034
>park new tesla in driveway
>it catches on fire
>"FUCK"
>yellow dog bitcoin profanity alarm goes off
>neighbors start coming out and staring
>physical bitcoin tokens spilling out of my turtleneck
>try to activate fire emergency mechanism with keys
>"Warning: Battery overheating"
>try to get my computer out of the car
>spaghetti sauce smearing everywhere, can't open door
>in tears now
>consider smashing open the windows, worked last time
>windows actually work now
>spaghetti flowing like a cascading waterfall
>kick tesla in absolute desperation
>door bends and pops open
>"Alarm system malfunction: Service Required"
>I FUCKING KNOW
>try to open safe with wireless keys
>"Warning: transfering dogecoin"
>apparantly i had 3000 dogecoin on my car
>in absolute tears at this point
>send tweet to elon musk through starlink
>takes 13 minutes
>elon replies
>its big chungus
th-thanks elon

> Ingsoc, a Newspeak abbreviation of English Socialism, (referred to by it's non-adherents as Oligarchical Collectivism)

I think we're wearing skis and on a slope, frens.

Galley Pump - Hamilton
Rideau Restaurant - Elgin
Reynolds Restaurant- Ottawa
Family Kitchen - Leemington
Oporto BBQ - Barrie
Bistro Vie - Dundas
McAdams Restaurant- Mississauga
Zucchini Cucina - Oakville
Mathilda - Oshawa
The Goods - Ronchesvaille TO
Jeffro's BBQ - Niagara Falls
Garden of Eat'n - Pefferlaw
Drifters Motel/Restaurant - Terrance Bay
Bacchus - Windsor
Zen Pizzeria - London
Chicken Inn - Windsor
Copper Branch - Mississauga
Little Italy on 62 - Belleville
Kountry Kitchen - Lindsay
Dimitri's Pizzeria- Frankford
Dante's Gourmet Burrito - Peterborough
Katrina's Korner Kitchen - Monkland
Wild Wing - Belleville
PB Peterburgers - Peterborough
El Patio/Kawartha coffee - Bobcaygeon
Skyway Jack's - Mississauga
Steve's Pizzeria - Windsor
Dragonfly - Woodville Kawarthas
The Tiffany Restaurant - Coldwater
Carrots & Dates - Tecumseh
The Twisted Arm - Sarnia
Sunnyside Up - Madoc
Ramblin Rd Brewery Farm - Tillsonburg
Riverport Restaurant - Windsor
Sizzlin' - Owen Sound
The VHC - Toronto
Rock Pine - North Bay
Two Forks - Port Stanley
The Stubby Goat - Wallaceburg
Rooted Plant-based Cafe - Barrie
Scallywags on Broadway - Merrickville
Yiannis Corner Greek - Woodbridge
Aisle Nine Burgers - Sudbury
Rainbow Tree Cafe - Vaughan/Markham

meanwile everyone is panic buying the stonks they sold yesterday

Pixies - Debaser (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVyS9JwtFoQ
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I've done a bit of digging 🔍 and found something interesting.

If you've not seen this video clip, please watch the clip and then come back to this thread. Here is the source on youtube, the time stamp for this particular presentation is 4h, 20m (yes, really).

youtube.com/watch?v=WFph7-6t34M

If Australian tradies kick off a international citizen revolt against government rollbacks of civil liberties I will never make fun of Australia again. I will kneel for the vegemite or whatever.

Godspeed Oz. I have no idea how Australian police arent going to be reviled by the end of this.

Crows. A group of crows is called a murder.

AUSTRALIA - Police start shooting Rubber bullets and bean bags at unarmed civilians at the Shrine of Remembrance.

Remember this day.

#COVID19Vic #COVID19 #NOVaccinePassports