skells @skells@qoto.org
Joined Feb 2021
it unnerves me that you can have coding problems where someone experienced suggests a few opaque tricks and when it works they just shrug and say "yeah I dunno why it works"
a man sees god in his car
he crashes
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STOP USING FLAVORED CREAMERS
COFE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE A HAZELNUT
YEARS OF FAVORING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for cofe additives besides milk and whiskey
Want a flavor in your cofe? You have one: it is cofe-flavored.
"Irish cream is like regular cream but Irish. Your cofe can taste like aftershave smells." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged.
LOOK at what food chemists have been demanding your Respect for all this time
(These are REAL flavors, sold by REAL companies.)
Bourbon Vanilla Pound Cake
Macadamia Brittle
Snickers
Coconut Cloud
Maple Latte
Collagen
CoffeeCreamerInnovation_Lead-4063708449.jpe
171991-820631621.jpe
coffeemate-target-1024x838-4166960962.jpe
maplelatte.jpe
@furgar this is what happens when you make a 2D map out of a... nevermind
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latin is a dead language because there is no consensus on translating anything complicated, there is just a process by which you assert a translation inevitably someone with bigger frontal lobes comes out of nowhere to tell you why you're wrong, until it happens to them, and so on into eternity. no one has ever concluded a latin translation argument.
@Chronomemes Lou Salome married a scholar of classical Greece and liked to call him Fred
@bonifartius pretty much anything, any diamonds in the rough appreciated
what are the albums I have to listen to but probably haven't
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could you put a shepherd's tone in a vibrator? I'll take my million dollars now.
@fluffy @fuchsiashock symptoms of listening to the DSM:
* your identity is tied to qualitative lists of behavioural patterns
at this rate I'm going to have to do the shitposts
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83 year old woman talks smack about the economy.
remember.
no russian
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Ukraine isn't even a real country, footage from it is just crisis actors speaking spanish backwards filmed in kansas
Joined Feb 2021
