Simon @spoltier@qoto.org

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Dear word processor authors: I have never wanted to drag highlighted text. No one has ever wanted to drag highlighted text.

Circulating word is that #LAPD plans to disperse #UCLA Palestinian solidarity encampment at 6. A number of groups including faculty and campus unions are planning on rallying in defense. Meanwhile an administrator has entered the camp to negotiate

#StudentSpring #StudentProtests

@polotek 1. You can only estimate in a team that has estimated before and learned from the actual-estimate difference. Usually you need to do this a couple of times before your estimates hit.

2. Estimation confidence is a funnel, wide at the beginning of the project, highest confidence is just before the end of the project.the funnel starts with a 100% confidence interval at *least*.

Hi friends,

The http://alt-text.org alt text library project needs a new leader, because I have brain cancer.

I would like to connect with the #accessibility dev community, something I have never figured out, probably in part for neurodivergence reasons. I want to hand the project off to a team or a leader if anyone is willing to take it over.

Github: https://github.com/alt-text-org
WIP MVP: a site designed for writing alt text with a private library: https://my.alt-text.org

Boosts appreciated

How I feel listening to programmers concerned that floating point math is non-commutative

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commute-2

The rotation of Gos.

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@Blueteamsherpa A synecdoche walks into a boozer, intending to turn to the bottle, but at ten dollars a glass they changed their mind.

Uuuh, I guess I need a new job soon...

Who's hiring Rust people at the moment? Preferably based in Germany/ Europe? CV is here: https://spacekookie.de/downloads/resume-kookie-2024.pdf

[ #GetFediHired #Rustlang ]

English translation below.

Ifall du skulle vilja gå min kurs som heter Patterns in SuperCollider with SuperClean och sträcker sig över fyra helger i september på EMS i Stockholm så läser du mer här:

https://elektronmusikstudion.se/courses/tillfaelliga-kurser

In case you'd like to attend my course Patterns in SuperCollider with SuperClean which spans over four weekends in September at EMS in Stockholm then see above there for the link to more information (in Swedish, but translate.google.com translation works, I checked).

… manual clean-up is just not how security engineering should be done in 2024 anymore.

With systemd v256 we are going one step towards this. There's a new tool in systemd, called "run0". Or actually, it's not a new tool, it's actually the long existing tool "systemd-run", but when invoked under the "run0" name (via a symlink) it behaves a lot like a sudo clone. But with one key difference: it's *not* in fact SUID. Instead it just asks the service manager to invoke a command or shell under…

There are things science just can't explain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IzS2oBBN0

I find the etiquette of Calendly (and other appointment booking things) really interesting

I've heard some people are offended by the suggestion that they use that to book a slot rather than doing a back-and-forth to find the right time for both parties

I see it as respectful of my time when someone suggests Calendly rather than having us back-and-forth over several cycles

I'd love to understand this dynamic more

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

The rotation of Nesman.

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Sabey in motion.

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Recently places like @SIDN (Dutch national operator of .NL) have been claiming that nobody in Europe can deliver their computer needs, and that they are therefore forced to outsource operations to American cloud providers. Meanwhile our own IT industry denies this. Here I delve into what's going on, and how Europe is being Cloud Naïve instead of Cloud Native.

https://berthub.eu/articles/posts/cloud-naive-europe-and-the-megascaler/

Help, I’m in a Trader Joes and I’m looking in up the face of capitalism and I’m not sure which chocolate covered snack I want.