Fucking vipers in our garden. Not that I have anything against vipers. Like all other living creatures, they want to live. They were just fucking in our garden, to make more vipers.
Our dogs, #IdąPsięta, have a complicated history with vipers. One of them was once bitten by a very small viper, but survived. Today the mother, Moro, made sure none of the puppies (they're almost five years old now, but we still call them puppies) came close to the vipers.
In the end, two vipers ended up, unharmed, in a bucket, and another one, who didn't participate in fucking, found a good hiding place, probably also in our garden.
What do you do, when you catch #vipers in your #garden, and put them in a bucket? Drive them somewhere safe. I never imagined I'd be driving on a rural road with bucket of vipers. #LivingOnTheEdge.
@szescstopni one day I was biking near the coast when a group of people standing in the street stopped me. I dismounted and went to see what's up.
There was a huge frog, sitting in the middle of the road, surrounded by adults and kids. A lady and her two kids were trying to incentivize it to move off the road with freshly broken branches, covered with leaves.
I ask them "What are you doing?", they respond with "Frog!". So I step into a human circle, I picked up the frog and showed it to the kids, "It's just a frog, it won't hurt you. Barely any animal in Poland can". I let them pat it, then I carried it into grass and let it be.
"Not even snakes?" — asked a father when I got to the bike.
"Probably not"
@emil Snakes? Frogs? Here's a twitter thread from a few years ago. https://twitter.com/szescstopni/status/1015962326552514561
@szescstopni a circle of life.