@freemo
I made this up myself,
and the translation
(with explanatory hyperlinks)
is in the alt text.

@tatzelbrumm @freemo

Do you have Cancer? Or are you bald by choice?

@Sexypink

You being in his feed alone qualifies as "having cancer"

@tatzelbrumm

@freemo @tatzelbrumm good. I hope you die from it

@Sexypink

I know your not the brightest bulb int he batch, but how would **I** die from cancer someone else has?

@tatzelbrumm

@freemo @tatzelbrumm I think you need to stop crying

@Sexypink
Amateurish trolling.
Thanks for playing, anyhow.

@freemo

@tatzelbrumm @freemo slop being gay professor X

@Sexypink
Es gibt kein richtiges Trollen im falschen.

@freemo

@tatzelbrumm @Sexypink @freemo Yeah, if you wanna hit the German hard you gotta post the swastikas and Hitlers.

They can't handle the fact that their entire country would rather have their tongues glued to the bottom of a policeman's boot than to live like dignified free men. They cry and hide when men come bearing the swastika. They do not bring their arguments to the table. They have not read the wisdom of the early spearheads of Democracy. They have no wish to understand why freedom is good - it is merely a word to them.

It is uniquely German to spend a century crying about how you *totally definitely don't* want to bow down to an authoritarian leader, and then to enact authoritarian policies to prevent people from bowing down to authoritarian leaders.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @tatzelbrumm @freemo @Sexypink The best way to troll a German now is to post pics of your gas stove running.

@caekislove @freemo @tatzelbrumm @Sexypink That's a good, quick, and cheap topical laugh, but honestly it takes so little to get under their skin it's almost not worth the effort...

I don't particularly hate Germans - I just mildly dislike them. As someone who genuinely likes freedom/democracy, watching Germans pretend to be a nation of free men feels like seeing your brother wear a clay mask with your face painted on it all the time. Kinda creepy.

@Sexypink
NEIN.

I just chose a bald avatar, similar to this one.

@freemo